YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl pulls off the hair and says, “I wear a wig, because I was born totally hairless. Not a hair on my body, not even down there.” That night, Mrs. Schmidlap tells her husband. He says, “I’ve never seen anything like that….
A guy is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock on the front door. When he opens the door, he encounters two sheriff’s deputies, one of whom asks if he is married and, if so, whether the deputy can see a picture of the wife. The guy says “sure” and shows him a…
Having been burgled in the past, we turned on a ‘night light’ and the answering machine, then put the cat in the backyard. When our cab arrived, we walked out our front door and our rather tubby cat scooted between our legs inside, then ran up the stairs. Because our cat likes to chase our…
A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: “Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving…
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, “I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram.”…
A woman asked an Army General when the last time he had made love to a woman. The General replied “1956, ma’am.” The woman, in disbelief, said “1956?! That long? Come with me and let me make your night better.” The woman and General went back to her apartment and made passionate love for over…
Two young lovers go up to the mountains for a romantic winter vacation. When they get to the cabin, the guy goes out to chop some wood to start the fireplace. When he gets back, he says, “Honey, my hands are freezing!” To that she replies “Well, come here and I’ll warm them between my…
Harry and his wife are driving in the country when he sees a sign that reads: “Cow For Sale – $5,000.” He pulls in and says to the farmer, “There’s no cow in the world worth$5,000.” The farmer says, “Oh, yeah? Take a look at this.” He lifts the cow’s tail and Harry sees that…
Three old grannies are on a park bench when a very attractive n@ked young man runs by in front of them. The three old ladies, who hadn’t had action in decades, fixed their eyes on the handsome hunk and gasped. Janice pressed her hand on her heart and said, “wow, that whippersnapper damn near gave…
A man and a woman met at the donation center, and the two chatted. The woman said, “I’m here to donate blood, and they pay me five yuan.” The man said, “I’m here to donate sperm, and they pay fifty yuan.” The woman thought about it for a long time. Then the two broke up….