YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
I met my husband while I was working in a science library. He came in every week to read the latest journals and eventually decided to take out the librarian instead of the books. After a year and a half of dating, he showed up at the library and started rummaging through my desk. I…
A man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and said, “I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes? “Why do you want to talk to me?” she asked puzzled. “Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman, my wife appears out…
A woman was nagging her husband to cut the grass. Her husband answered aggravated, “What do I look like to you? A landscaper?!” Next time the sink was dripping, she asked him again, “Honey, can you fix the faucet?” The husband replied, “What do I look like to you? A plumber?!” Two days later, a…
A man was very much in love with a woman. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses… one for each year of her life. That evening he ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the…
Michelle: I hear you broke off your engagement to Rob. Why? Irina: It’s just that my feelings toward him weren’t the same any more. Michelle: Are you returning the ring? Irina: No way! My feelings toward the ring haven’t changed one bit!
A guy and his wife are sitting and watching a boxing match on television. The husband sighs and complains, “This is disappointing. It only lasted for 30 seconds!” “Good,” replied his wife. “Now you know how I always feel.”
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of…
A man walks into a br*thel and says “I only have five bucks – is there anything you can do for me?” The Madam says “Yes”, and gives him a duck. The man hands over the cash, and disappears upstairs with the duck. A couple of weeks later he comes back. “I have ten bucks…
A housewife takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. One day, the wife completely forgets that her 10-year-old boy was home. She didn’t notice that he was hiding in her bedroom closet. The husband comes home unexpectedly, and she hides her lover in the closet. The boy now has…
A blonde walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the loan officer. She says she’s going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer says the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to…