YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A lady goes to the doctor and complains that her husband is losing interest in s*x. The doctor gives her a pill, but warns her that it’s still experimental. He tells her to slip it into his mashed potatoes at dinner, so that night, she does just that. About a week later, she’s back at…
A little boy wakes up 3 nights in a row when he hears a thumping sound coming from his parents room. Finally one morning he goes to his mom and says, “Mommy, every night I hear you and daddy making noises and when I look in your bedroom you’re bouncing up and down on him.”…
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the s*xes , and which one is better. Finally, the boy drops his pants and says, “Here’s something I have that you’ll never have!” The little girl is pretty upset by this, since it is clearly true, and runs home crying. A while later,…
Paddy and his two friends are talking at a bar. His first friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the electrician. Last week I came home and found wire cutters under our bed and they weren’t mine.” His second friend says: “I think my wife is having an affair with the…
A lady went to the salon to get a new hair style. While getting her hair done, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the waiting area. She turns to the man and begins flirting with him. The man replies, “I’m married.” The woman continues to flirt, “Just tell her you’re going to visit…
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. “Mother of six,” he would say, “what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!” She gets…
An old couple is ready to go to sleep. The old man lies on the bed but the old woman lies down on the floor. The old man asks, ”Why are you going to sleep on the floor?” The old woman says, “Because I want to feel something hard for a change.”
“Honey, on this Valentine’s Day, I want to tell you something… I’m not rich like Jack, I don’t have a mansion like Russell, or I don’t have a Porsche like Martin, but I do love you and want to marry you.” “Oh, dear… I love you too… but, what was that you said about Martin?”
A man and woman had been married for 30 years, and in those 30 years, they always left the lights off when having s*x. He was embarrassed and scared that he couldn’t please her, so he always used a big d*ld* on her. All these years she had no clue. One day, she decided to…
A deaf couple was in bed, preparing to be int-m@te. The wife asked her husband if he was feeling k*nky. He asked her why, and she described a s*xu@l act she had recently learned about. She explained how she would wear a str@p-on and stand on the side of the bed, holding his feet high…