YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
A woman is looking in the mirror, unhappy with her reflection when her husband enters the room. Thinking it had been a long time since he had paid her a compliment, she decides to see if she can get one out of him. “Honey,” she says, “I feel horrible.” Silence… “I look old, fat, and…
A couple was lying in bed one night, having a conversation before falling asleep. The wife turned to her husband and said, “Honey, do you remember when we first started dating and you used to tickle me until I couldn’t breathe?” The husband chuckled and replied, “Yeah, I remember. I used to love making you…
One blonde says to another, “how did you die”? “I froze to death,” says the second. “That’s awful” says the first blonde. “How does it feel to freeze to death?” “It’s very uncomfortable at first,” says the second blonde. “You get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually,…
Once upon a time there lived a ravishing Queen with huge brsts. Nick the Dragon Slayer obsessed over the Queen for this reason. He knew that the penalty for his desire would be death should he try to touch them, but he had to try. One day Nick revealed his secret desire to his colleague,…
A wife arrived home and found her husband in bed with another woman. With superhuman strength borne of fury, she dragged him out of the house, into the tool shed in their back yard and put his manhood in a vice. Securing it tightly and removing the handle of the vice, she then picked up…
The Russian couple make love life was terrible, so they were quite excited when Moscow’s first make love store opened up across the street. “Olga, why don’t you go out and buy some of that feminine deodorant spray I’ve read about?” said Ivan. She agreed. An hour later, she returned, all excited. “You should see…
A young Japanese girl had been taught all of her life that when she married she was to please her husband and never upset him. So the first morning of her honeymoon when the young Japanese bride crawled out of the bed after making love, she stooped down to pickup her husband’s clothes and accidentally…
A couple walks into a bar and orders some drinks. They start chatting with the bartender, who notices that they seem to be having a bit of a disagreement. The bartender asks if everything is alright, and the man responds, “Oh, we’re just having a little argument about s*x.” The bartender raises an eyebrow and…
Three women were debating about how wide their pu$$y are. The first one said: “When my husband makes s*x he puts his p*ni$ and his te$ticl*s in my pu$$y.” The second lady said: “Wooo when we are in bed my husband puts his hand and his arm in mine.” It was the turn of the…
A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom on the edge of the bathtub saying to himself, “Now how can I tell my wife that I’ve got really smelly feet and that my socks absolutely stink? I’ve managed to keep it from her while we were dating, but she’s…