YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the craps table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrives and bets $20,000 on a single roll of dice. She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play t*pless.” With that, she strips to the waist, rolls the dice, and…
Three College girls visit the doctor for an examination. Doctor: “Take off your blouse and bra.” So the girl complies and there is imprint of a T on her chest. Doctor says: “What caused this?” Girl: “Well my boyfriend goes to Texas University and likes to wear his letter jacket when we make love.” Doctor:…
An elderly man goes into a br*thel and tells the madam he would like a young girl for the night. Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is. “I’m 90 years old,” he says. “90!” replies the woman. “Don’t you realize you’ve had it?” “Oh, sorry,” says the old man,…
Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. “Oh, my gosh, your husband is home! What am I going to do?” “Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk he isn’t going to notice you here with me.” The fear of getting…
A truck driver was going down a steep incline when, at the foot of the hill, he was able to make out a couple having s*x in the middle of the road. Five times on his descent he sounded his horn, but they didn’t move. He finally brought the truck’ to a halt inches from…
A tough looking group of hairy bikers are riding when they see a girl about to jump off a bridge, so they stop. The leader, a big burly man, gets off his bike and says, “What are you doing?” “I’m going to commit suicide,” she says. While he doesn’t want to appear insensitive, he also…
The alcoholic came to the yoga school. Hi, I am an alcoholic. I’ve read in the magazine that yoga helps alcoholics to change their lives. I think I am ready. Can you please give me a few lessons. Of course, welcome to the family! Two months later. So how are you? Have your drinking habits…
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender gives the man his drink and the man asks “If I show you something crazy, would let me have free drinks for the rest of the night?” The bartender thinks for a minute and then says “It would to be something spectacular to…
A guy says to his wife, “I’m in the mood for some 69.” She says, “It’s that time of the month, but if you don’t care, I don’t care.” They go into the bedroom, and are 69’ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, “Answer the door.” He says, “But my face is…
A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we…