YOUR LIFESTYLE MAGZINE
Little Jenny isn’t a very good student. She gives an especially poor performance at religion classes. One day, the teacher asks Little Jenny a question. “So Jenny, could you tell me who created the world?” Little Jenny is thinking hard, but she doesn’t really now the answer. Suddenly, Little Johnny who’s sitting behind her stabs…
Two professors were arguing over which one had the dumber child. Each professor thought his was the bigger idiot. The first professor yells, “There is no way that your son is dumber. My son has to be THE stupidest kid on Earth.” The other professor says, “No way, Jose. My son is the bigger idiot.”…
A young lady was waiting for her flight in the boarding room of a big airport. As she would need to wait for a long time, she decided to buy a book to read and a packet of cookies to snack on. She sat down in an armchair in the VIP room of the airport…
Small-time crook Bernie had been in prison for a few years. The day he got out, his wife and son were there to pick him up. He came through the gates and got into the car. As soon as he sat down he said, “F. F.” His wife turned to him and answered, “E. F.”…
A contestant on “Who Wants to be a Millionaire” had reached the final plateau. If she answered the next question correctly, she would win $1,000,000. If she answered incorrectly, she would pocket only the $32,000 milestone money. As she suspected it would be, the million-dollar question was no pushover. It was: Which of the following…
The instructor at the antenatal class for couples who’d already had at least one child, encourages them to ask any questions they may have. One man asks how to break the news of the pregnancy to an older sibling. The instructor says, “Some parents tell the older child, ‘We love you so much that we…
A little guy gets on a plane and sits on his allocated middle seat. A few minutes later, a huge, heavy, mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. Twenty minutes into the flight, the little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he’s afraid to wake…
Life is like a journey on a train with its stations, with changes of routes and with accidents! At birth we boarded the train and met our parents, and we believe they will always travel on our side. However, at some station our parents will step down from the train, leaving us on this journey…
It was a stifling hot day in Delhi and Dinesh fainted in the middle of a busy intersection in Gurgaon. Traffic quickly piled up in all directions, and a crowd gathered, when a woman pushed through to help him. When she knelt down to loosen his collar, a man emerged from the crowd, pushed her…
A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife and a nurse. He says: To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses. To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza. To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future,…