She explained to her husband that the devil made her buy the sexy dress
A pastor was enraged when he found a bill for a $250 dress in his wife’s purse.
“How could you do this?” the pastor cried. “You know we’re on an incredibly tight budget!”
“I know,” the woman said, “but the devil himself was shopping with me. He convinced me the dress looked so good I had to buy it!”
The pastor consoled his wife with a hand on her shoulder.
“In those moments, my love, you’ve got to yell out loud, ‘Get behind me, Satan!’”
“I did that,” the wife explained, “and then the cheeky devil said,”…
“‘The dress looks even better from back here!’”