a 17-year-old male walks into a drug
store he says I’ve been invited to
Christmas dinner at my new girlfriend’s
house afterwards I hope there is a
chance I get lucky you know what I mean
clerk how about condoms then they could
come in handy here’s a pack the young
man after paying walks to the door stops
Smiles comes back you know what the mom
is also smoking hot I think I’ll take
another pack just in case I get extra
lucky Christmas Eve comes around the boy
sits at the dinner table and doesn’t say
a word after a while his girlfriend says
if I had known you were so quiet I
wouldn’t have invited you the young man
replies if you had told me your dad
works at a drugstore I wouldn’t have
come