She shaved herself
A woman walks out of the shower,winks at her boyfriend,and says, “Honey,I shaved myself down there.Do you know what that means?” The boyfriend says,“Yeah, it means the drainis clogged again.”
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Don’t Put Into My Mouth
A man gets the words ‘l love you’ tattooed to his pen1s. He goes home and shows his wife. His wife says ” Dont try to put your words in my mouth .
Wife Keeps Saying To Her Husband Her Breasts Are Too Small
A woman is looking in the mirror when her husband enters the room. She complains to him that her breasts are too small, so he pipes up with a solution. “Rub a piece of toilet paper be- tween them for a few seconds, every day” he says. Willing to try anything, she grabs a sheet…
Drei Nonnen kommen in den Himmel
Drei Nonnen kommen in den Himmel. An der Himmelspforte bietet ihnen Petrus an: ‘Ihr habt so brav gelebt, ihr dürft noch einmal für 6 Monate zurück auf die Erde, als beliebige Person, welche auch immer ihr sein wollt. ‘ Die erste sagt: ‘Ich möchte Sophia Loren sein.’ Plopp, ist sie weg. Die zweite sagt: ‘Ich…
Der heilige Petrus fragte die Frauen, ob sie ein keusches Leben geführt hätten
Drei Frauen sind gerade in den Himmel gekommen. Sie stehen vor einem Engel und dem Heiligen Petrus, um herauszufinden, welche besonderen Privilegien sie dort haben werden. Der heilige Petrus sagt zu den Frauen: “Ich habe nur eine Frage. Habt ihr ein keusches Leben geführt?” Die erste Frau antwortet: “Ich hatte nur mit einem Mann Sex,…
Eine Mutter und ein Vater nahmen ihren 6-jährigen Sohn mit an einen FKK-Strand
Eine Mutter und ein Vater nahmen ihren 6-jährigen Sohn mit zu einem FKK-Strand. Als der Junge am Strand entlanglief, bemerkte er, dass einige der Frauen größere Brüste hatten als seine Mutter und fragte sie, warum. Sie erklärte ihrem Sohn: “Je größer sie sind, desto dümmer ist die Person”. Der Junge freut sich über diese Antwort…
The Amazing Therapy
A couple, both age 78, went to a s*x therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you? “The man said, “Will you watch us have s*x?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, I’There’s nothing wrong with the way you have s*x,” and charged them $50….
A man’s walking home late atnight when he sees a woman in the shadows
A man’s walking home late at night when he sees a woman in the shadows. “Twenty bucks,” she says. He’s never been with pr0stitute before, but he decides what the hell. They are going at it for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them—it’s a policeman… “What’s going on here?”…
When A Doctor Was Having an Affair with his a Nurse.
A doctor was having an affair with his nurse. Shortly afterward, she told him she was pregnant. Not wanting his wife to know, he gave the nurse a sum of money and asked her to go to Italy and have the baby there. “But how will I let you know the baby is born”‘ she…
Between Her legs
A GIRL REALIZED THAT SHE HAD GROWN HAIR BETWEEN HER LEGS. SHE GOT WORRIED AND ASKED HER MOM ABOUT THAT HAIR. HER MOM CALMLY SAID, “THAT PART WHERE THE HAIR HAS GROWN IS CALLED MONKEY, BE PROUD THAT YOUR MONKEY HAS GROWN HAIR.” THE GIRL SMILED. AT DINNER, SHE TOLD HER SISTER, “MY MONKEY HAS…