Rabbit Sellers Have S*x With Old Man’s Wife An old hillbilly has a beautiful young bride. One day a salesman comes to his door selling rabbits. “That’s a mighty fine looking rabbit you have there,” says the old man. “How much do you want for it? 11 “This one sells for 20 bucks,” says the…

A little boy walks into his parents’ room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down . The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him. The son sees his mom and asks, “What were you…

A man, his wife and a good-looking stranger are stranded on a desert island. The wife quickly loses interest in her husband and begins flirting with the good-looking stranger. The three start to build a watchtower. The stranger offers to take first watch. While the husband and wife gather driftwood on the sand, the stranger…

A man is in a hotel lobby.He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into a woman beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her bre@st. They are both startled and he says, “Ma’am, if your heart is as soft…

Three women were sitting in a bar, (burnette, redhead, and a blonde) they were all pregnant. The burnette says, “I know what I’m going to have.” The other to asked how. She replied, “Well I was on top when I concieved so I will have a baby boy”. The red head said, “If your logic…

An old man goes to confession. He tells the priest that on Friday night, he’d been in the bar when he met a young woman. “Maybe 22,” he says. “A gorgeous blonde. I started lusting, Father.” “Yes,” says the priest, “Lust is a dangerous sin.” “There’s more,” says the man. “We went back to her…

Tom and John are hanging out.Tom asks John, “It’s fuckin’ freezin’ in here. Can you get me my fuckin’ slippers?”John goes upstairs to get the slippers and he comes across Tom’s hot 21-year-old twin sisters. He tells them, “Your brother told me to have sex with both of you.” One of the sisters replies,”Prove it!”…

A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says “What’s wrong?” The woman says “I’ve never been hugged before.” So, the man gives her a hug and walks away. The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck,…

A lady walks into the pro shop to complain about bee stings while she is golfing. The pro asks: you get stung?”“Between the first and second hole” she answers. The pro replied: “your stance is too wide”.

A man brings some flowers home to his wife.She’s so surprised by his romantic gesture that she lays back on the diningtable, throws her legs in the air and spreads them. Her husband confused looks down and goes, “What’s that for?” His wife replies, “For the flowers of course.” He thinks for a moment and…