Two parents take their son on a vacation to a n*de beach. The father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in the water. The son comes running up to his mom and says…”Mommy, I saw ladies with b00bies a lot bigger than yours!” The mom says…”the bigger they…

A boy come home from school and says “Guess what mom? I had s*x with my teacher today!” The mother is furious, frustrated, and mortified all at once and scream to her son: “GO TO YOUR ROOM!! YOUR FATHER WILL DEAL WITH YOU WHEN HE COMES HOME!!!” So after a short dinner, and a long…

When Bob and Gloria were checking out of their hotel, Bob protested the amount of the bill. But the manager said that was the correct rate for the room and the free breakfast. “But we didn’t eat the breakfast.” “Well, it was there for your use,” the manager said. “Well then, I’m going to have…

When we broke up, my ex girlfriend gave me a comb as a present. It was..the ultimate parting gift.

A wife got so mad at her husband she packed his bags and told him to get out. As he walked to the door she yelled, “I hope you die a long, slow, painful death.” He turned around and said, “So, you want me to stay?”

and have been for many years. Every day they take a walk to the park, sit on a bench, and feed the ducks. They never say much to each other; they just quietly enjoy each other’s company. Which is why the Chinese man is surprised when one day, as they sit on the bench, the…

While on a visit to the s*x shop, a young woman named Lisa came across a product advertised as the Magic D1ldo. She brought the item to the shopkeeper to ask about it. “Ah yes”, he said, “this one is voice activated. You just put the batteries in, and say the words ‘Magic D1ldo-‘ and…

The doctor asked, “What can I do for you?” The man said, “Will you watch us have s*xual interc0urse?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, “There’s nothing wrong with the way you have int*rc0urse,” and charged them $80. This happened several weeks in a row. The couple would…

My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily s*x My girlfriend insists that it says ‘dyslexia’ but what does she know

He hires one of the local indian guides to help him track the buffalo and let him know when one is coming. They are walking along when the guide halts the hunter, puts his ear to the ground and announces “buffalo come.” The guy readies his rifle, looks everywhere but sees nothing. He turns to…