all ants are female because if they were male, they would be called uncles

A guy asks his Roman friend what size a shirt is. He looks at the XL on the tag and says, “it’s a size 40.”

She asks one of the nuns where the priest is, and is shown to a dark room. She sits in the darkness until she hears the familiar voice of the priest ask, “What troubles you, my child?” The pr*stitute replies, “Sorry, Daddy, but I’ve been a naughty girl.” The priest sighs and says, “For the…

My 9 year old daughter made up this joke. “Why did the bull get fat?” Because he ate too many cowleries.

A young family moved into a house next to a vacant lot. One day, a Construction crew turned up to start building a house on the empty lot. The young family’s 5-year-old daughter naturally took an interest in all the activity going on next door and spent much of each day observing the workers. Eventually…

How do you tell the gender of an ant? Drop it in water. If it sinks, girl ant.

An elderly couple talk in the evening: “Honey, I’m so sorry that I let out my anger at you so often. How do you manage to stay so calm with my foul moods?” “I always go and clean the toilet when that happens.” “And that helps?”“Yes, because I’m using your toothbrush.”

After a couple of drinks she asks me to get u*dressed. I took off my shoes and socks and she screamed “what happened to your toes?” Me-When I was a kid I had toelio. Her-Do you mean polio? Me-No girl, look at my toes. It was toelio. Then I took off my pants. She screamed…

One day a young cowboy and cowgirl decided to get married. He was a man of the world. She was an innocent bride with no experience. After the wedding, they left for their honeymoon. While driving down the road, the new bride sees two cows having s*x. The new bride asks, “What are them cows…

A woman goes out shopping with her husband and spots a pair of shoes she likes and must have… The husband says, “No f*cking chance love, They’re too expensive!” Later on that night in bed, The wife is just falling off to sleep when the husband tries his luck and places his hands on her…