My girlfriend is an alchemist.
My girlfriend is an alchemist. Last night she drank 8 rum & cokes. Then she vomited 7-up.
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Why did the girl mechanic always insist on fixing spark plugs in the dark?
Why did the girl mechanic always insist on fixing spark plugs in the dark? Because she wanted to see the sparks fly!
Why did the girl working at the gas station bring a ladder to work?
Why did the girl working at the gas station bring a ladder to work? Because she wanted to reach the high octane fuel!
Why did the female sergeant yell “Bingo!” during a battle?
Why did the female sergeant yell “Bingo!” during a battle? Because she finally got five in a row with her enemies!
Why do women make the best rocket scientists?
Why do women make the best rocket scientists? Because they know how to handle thrust and keep things hot and fiery in the cockpit!
Why did the female mechanic break up with her boyfriend?
Why did the female mechanic break up with her boyfriend? Because he didn’t know how to change a head gasket and she couldn’t handle the constant overheating!
Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s P*nis is larger than the shaft.
Several years ago, Great Britain funded a study to determine why the head on a man’s p*nis is larger than the shaft. The study took two years and cost over 1.2 million pounds. The study concluded that the reason the head of a man’s penis is larger than the shaft is to provide the man…
A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches
A little boy and his friends are being called bastards and bitches by bullies at school. The boy goes home and asks, “Dad, what are bastards and bitches?” And his dad replies, “Bitches are ladies and bastards are gentlemen.” Then the boy goes upstairs to see his mom. As he enters the room, he accidentally…
A Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.
The Pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again and it won again. The local paper read: PASTOR’S ASS OUT FRONT. The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race. The next day the…
There was a guy who had an old car and wants to to sell it but no one wanted to buy it .
There was a guy who had an old car and wants to to sell it but no one wanted to buy it . His friend said he have an advice that would help him sell his car, he then told him to bring the logo of the lamborghini brand and stick it on it. The…