Three nuns told a priest they were going to commit a sin each. Afterward, they came back to him to say their confession so he could bless them. Three nuns in a convent went to their priest and told him they would commit one sin each. The priest said okay and asked them to go…

The nurse asked a patient to remove his clothing and put on a gown to be checked by the doctor. “In front of you?” He asks shyly. The nurse says: “Well no, but I’ve seen a n@ked human body before. The man said, “Not one like mine. You’d die laughing at my n@ked body.” “Of…

A Polish man married a Canadian girl after he had been in Canada a year or so, and although his English was far from perfect, the couple got on very well. One day, though, he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked if he could arrange a divorce for him, “Very quick!” The lawyer explained…

The police came to my front door tonight holding a picture of my wife. They said, “Is this your wife, sir?” Shocked, I answered, “Yes.” They said, “I’m afraid it looks like she’s been hit by a bus.” I said, “I know, but she has a lovely personality.”

April was explaining to her husband how much fun they’d had at the beach during her “girls day” outing. “But,” she told him, “It didn’t end all that great for me.” “Why, what happened?” he asked. “I went out to take a swim in the rough water but I didn’t go out far because the waves…

The fairy says “I will give you what you most desire if you do someone else’s job for a day.” The professor says “I’ll be an elementary school teacher. What can be so hard about teaching a bunch of 6-year-olds how to read?” so he is teleported into a classroom. After a few minutes, all…

A doctor entered the hospital in hurry after being called in for an urgent surgery. He answered the call asap, changed his clothes and went directly to the surgery block. He found the boy’s father pacing in the hall waiting for the doctor. On seeing him, the father yelled, “Why did you take all this…

They start talking and after a few drinks the conversation shifts to cars. The Jedi living a life of austerity and frugality only has a 1991 Camry  The Sith and Mando laughs at him saying he has a Bad Car. The Sith having manipulated others into giving him their wealth shows off his McClaren F1….

I STARTED A NEW JOB. MY BOSS SAID “HI, MY NAME IS REBECCA, BUT PEOPLE CALL ME BECKY”. I SAID “MY NAME IS KYLE, BUT PEOPLE CALL ME D*CK” She said: how do you get d*ck from kyle? I replied: you just ask nicely.

“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I…