College professor is experiencing a “slow-down” in his s*x-life with his wife… … so he is trying to figure out how to spice it up. He is hearing that there is a foreign student who has a lot of luck with girls on the campus so he decides to ask him for advice. “Paolo, how…

A young, extremely perky woman gets into an elevator with an older man… The woman smiles broadly and says, “TGIF”! The man slowly turns to her and deadpans, “S.h.i.t.” The woman, thinking that he didn’t hear her, slowly repeats “T.G.I.F.” He simply responds, “S.h.i.t.”, just as slowly. Exasperated, she laughs and says, “TGIF stands for…

There’s a woman sitting in the vets with her small dog A young girl, with a great Dane comes in and sits beside her As they are waiting they strike up a conversation: The young girl says “What’s he in… The woman replies, “He’s here to get neutered.” The young girl looks shocked and asks,…

A group of drunk, rich blonde sorority girls decide to play Russian Roulette They each put in $50,000 on the condition that anyone who chickens out loses their bet, and the last one still playing keeps the entire pot. Kiersten goes first, puts the gun to her head and pulls the trigger. BLAM!! She drops…

A lady puts an ad in the paper that reads: “Recently single and looking for a man that will not run away, not hit me and treat me right in the bedroom.” One day her door bell rings and there is a man with no arms and no legs at the door. He says: “I…

A man and a woman are sleeping together when suddenly there is a noise in the house, and the woman rolls over and says, “It’s my husband, you have to leave!” The man jumps out of bed, jumps through the window, crawls through the bushes, and out on the street, when he realizes something. He…

The preacher, in his Sunday sermon, used “Forgive Your Enemies” as his subject. After a long sermon, he asked how many were willing to forgive their enemies. About half held up their hands. Not satisfied he harangued for another twenty minutes and repeated his question. This time he received a response of about 80 percent….

A blonde walks into a store and says,sir id like to buy this t.v. he says,sorry we don’t sell to blondes.so she goes home and changes her hair color to brown.she goes back the next day and says,sir id like to buy this t.tv he said sorry we don’t sell to blondes.how did he know…

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together and have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated with it. When the baby was born, they rush to the hospital.A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming but over in the corner, one baby is smiling serenely….

This little old lady decides one day that she wants to join a biker club, so she goes down to her local club and knocks on the door. The door is opened by a big hairy biker with a beard, who’s covered in tattoos. “I’d liked to join your club,” says the little old lady….