Two couples are playing cards at the table, and someone accidentally knocks them to the floor. One of the men goes under the table to pick up the cards, and as he looks up he can see up his friend’s wife’s dress and that she isn’t wearing any underwear. Blushing coming up from the table,…

A newlywed couple is on their honeymoon cruise and they’re unpacking their bags. The husband complains that all his clothes are wrinkled and that there’s no ironing board in the cabin. To which the wife replies: “Don’t worry. Everyone here’s in the same boat.”

An Iris‌‌h daughte‌‌r ha‌‌d no‌‌t bee‌‌n hom‌‌e fo‌‌r ove‌‌r ‌‌5 years‌‌. Upo‌‌n he‌‌r retur‌‌n he‌‌r Fathe‌‌r curse‌‌d he‌‌r heavily “Wher‌‌e hav‌‌e y‌‌e bee‌‌n al‌‌l thi‌‌s time‌‌, child‌‌? Wh‌‌y di‌‌d y‌‌e no‌‌t writ‌‌e t‌‌o us‌‌, no‌‌t eve‌‌n ‌‌a line‌‌? Wh‌‌y didn’‌‌t y‌‌e call‌‌? Ca‌‌n y‌‌e no‌‌t understan‌‌d wha‌‌t y‌‌e pu‌‌t ye‌‌r ol‌‌d Mothe‌‌r through?‌‌” ‌‌ Th‌‌e…

A blonde got caught in a blizzard… It was snowing heavily and blowing to the point that visibility was almost zero when the little blonde got off work. She made her way to her car and wondered how she was going to make it home. She sat in her car while it warmed up and…

“Where did you get that car?”He calmly told them, “I bought it today.” “With what money!?” demanded his parents. “We know what a Porsche costs.” “Well,” said the boy, “this one cost me fifteen dollars.” The parents began to yell even louder. “Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?” they asked. “It…

A group of young women decided to arrange for a camp with their mothers-in-law to hopefully get to know and understand each other better. Two buses were hired, one for the mothers -in-law and the other .. for the young women. As they began their journey, the young women couldn’t help but feel nervous about…

A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs. A wife comes home late one night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom. From under the blanket, she sees four legs instead of just her husband’s two. She reaches for…

A distraught senior citizen phoned her doctor’s office. “Is it true,” she wanted to know, “that the medication you prescribed has to be taken for the rest of my life?” “Yes, I’m afraid so,” the doctor told her. There was a moment of silence before the senior lady replied: “I’m wondering, then, just how serious…

Little Johnny and Susie were about to go into his apartment and before he could open his door, Little Johnny said, “Wait a minute, I can tell how a man makes love by how he unlocks his door.” Susie says, “Well, give me some examples.” Little Johnny proceeds to tell him, “Well, the first way…

Marge was in bed with a man (not her husband). All of a sudden, they heard a noise downstairs. “Oh, my gosh, your husband is home! What am I going to do?” “Just stay in bed with me. He’s probably so drunk he isn’t going to notice you here with me.” The fear of getting…