On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an er@ction. The woman notices his er@ction, walks over to him and asks, “did you call for me?” The man, obviously embarrassed, replies, “No, what do you mean?”…

In the jungle a hyena was talking to a monkey. He said to the monkey “You see that big clump of trees over there?” The monkey says “Yes, what about them?” “Well, I go through there every day to get home, I don’t have to, it’s just a shortcut” said the hyena “Alright, so?” asked…

A man and his wife went to a “s*xologist”. The “Doctor” took the husband in first. The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the “Doctor” he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated. He checked his blood pressure and other things and finally told him he would see…

On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, “my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.” The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished….

The woman bought a new transparent nightie, She wore it without underwear and waved to the husband. The excited husband says: “ You look so beautiful and hot, darling. ” The woman says: “ I know that, I tried it that way in the shop and the seller was the first to tell me that….

A blonde is swimming in a river. A man walks up and asks her, “What are you doing in there?” She says, “I’m washing my clothes.” The man asks, “Why don’t you use a washing machine?” The blonde says, “I tried that, but it was too dizzy.

Three chicks were stranded on an deserted island – a brunette, redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore, so she announced, “I’m going to try to swim to shore.” She swam out five miles and got really tired, by the time she…

As a preteen, all I wanted was a girlfriend with big t*ts. When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big t*ts, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life. In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an…

One day the husband comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey, you know, in the upstairs bathroom one of the pipes is leaking, could you fix it?” The husband says, “What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” A few days go by, and he comes home from work and his wife says, “Honey,…

One day three couples in a minivan are heading to Yellowstone National Park on a vacation. One couple is from Nebraska, one is from Kansas, and one is from Iowa. They stop at a little cafe on the side of the road for breakfast. Their waitress serves them their food, and the husband from Nebraska…