A man and his wife went to a “s*xologist”. The “Doctor” took the husband in first.
The husband was a bit embarrassed and told the “Doctor” he had trouble getting an erection with his wife and she was getting frustrated.
He checked his blood pressure and other things and finally told him he would see his wife now.
The wife went into the “Doctor’s” office next and explained that her husband had trouble getting an erection during s*x. The “Doctor” reassured her that it was a common problem and asked if they had tried anything to spice up their s*x life.
The wife replied, “Well, we did try role-playing. I dressed up as a librarian and told him to ‘shhh’ while we had s*x.”
The “Doctor” chuckled and said, “Well, that’s a good start. But next time, try dressing up as a nun and tell him, ‘Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned!'”