Der heilige Petrus fragte die Frauen, ob sie ein keusches Leben geführt hätten

Drei Frauen sind gerade in den Himmel gekommen. Sie stehen vor einem Engel und dem Heiligen Petrus, um herauszufinden, welche besonderen Privilegien sie dort haben werden. Der heilige Petrus sagt zu den Frauen: “Ich habe nur eine Frage. Habt ihr ein keusches Leben geführt?” Die erste Frau antwortet: “Ich hatte nur mit einem Mann Sex, … Read more

Eine Mutter und ein Vater nahmen ihren 6-jährigen Sohn mit an einen FKK-Strand

Eine Mutter und ein Vater nahmen ihren 6-jährigen Sohn mit zu einem FKK-Strand. Als der Junge am Strand entlanglief, bemerkte er, dass einige der Frauen größere Brüste hatten als seine Mutter und fragte sie, warum. Sie erklärte ihrem Sohn: “Je größer sie sind, desto dümmer ist die Person”. Der Junge freut sich über diese Antwort … Read more

The Amazing Therapy

A couple, both age 78, went to a s*x therapist’s office. The doctor asked, “What can I do for you? “The man said, “Will you watch us have s*x?” The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed. When the couple finished, the doctor said, I’There’s nothing wrong with the way you have s*x,” and charged them $50. … Read more

Between Her legs

A GIRL REALIZED THAT SHE HAD GROWN HAIR BETWEEN HER LEGS. SHE GOT WORRIED AND ASKED HER MOM ABOUT THAT HAIR. HER MOM CALMLY SAID, “THAT PART WHERE THE HAIR HAS GROWN IS CALLED MONKEY, BE PROUD THAT YOUR MONKEY HAS GROWN HAIR.” THE GIRL SMILED. AT DINNER, SHE TOLD HER SISTER, “MY MONKEY HAS … Read more

9 months later

G@ngb@ng with Widow John decided to 30 skiing with his buddy, Keith. So they loaded UP John minivan and headed north. After driving Qor a Pew hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. go they pulled into a nearby earm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the … Read more

Taxi driver & woman in car

An average looking man walks into a bar. A beautiful woman approaches him.The woman asks the man, “How would you like to get out of here?” and the man is stunned.He never thought a woman like her would ever approach him, so he agreed.They both get into his car and drive really far.He stops at … Read more

Tragedy With Widow

Tragedy With WidowTwo elderly widows were on a walk. Ethel said, “Well, Mabel, I’ve been reading these Cosmopolitan magazines at the doctor’s office. But all they talk about is ‘mutual 0rg@sm’. Mutual 0rg@sm here and 0rg@sm there. Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have mutual 0rg@sm?” Finally, she shook her head … Read more