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Der Betrunkene stolperte die Gasse hinunter und trug eine Kiste mit Löchern an der Seite. Er stieß mit einem Freund zusammen, der fragte: “Was hast du da drin, Kumpel?” “Einen Mungo.” “Wozu?” “Na, du weißt doch, wie betrunken ich werden kann. Wenn ich betrunken bin, sehe ich Schlangen, und vor Schlangen habe ich eine Todesangst….
Ein großer, muskulöser Mann betritt eine Bar und bestellt ein Bier. Der Barkeeper kann nicht anders, als den Mann anzustarren, denn im Gegensatz zu seinen großen Muskeln hat der Mann einen Kopf, der so groß ist wie eine Orange. Der Barkeeper reicht dem Mann sein Bier und sagt: “Wissen Sie, ich bin nicht schwul, aber…
Ein Ehemann kommt nach Hause und findet seine Frau mit gepackten Koffern im Wohnzimmer vor. “Wo zum Teufel willst du denn hin?”, fragt er. “Ich gehe nach Las Vegas. Dort kann man 400 Dollar für einen bl__ow j_ob verdienen, und ich dachte mir, dass ich genauso gut Geld dafür verdienen könnte, was ich dir umsonst…
A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men. The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you…
three drunk guys decide to go to the joy house. The madam sees them coming and tells the girls to just throw some blow up dolls in the rooms and turn the lights out. The guys are so drunk the won’t know the difference. 30 minutes later the fellas are back out on the street….
Two boys go into a forest and walk around. Suddenly they see a n@ked women, then one of the boys run away. The other chases after him. The boy asked “Why did u run away?” The other said “My mom told me if i saw a naked women i’d turn to stone, i already felt…
A mom is breastfeeding her baby twins. One day, one of the twins realized that there is more milk coming from the breast where his twin sibling is feeding on. Because of extreme jealousy, he put poison on that specific breast while everyone is asleep. The next day, the twins’ uncle died.
A woman consulted a plastic surgeon and asked for a breast enlargement. After the doctor explained the procedure and the costs she stated that she couldn’t afford that much. The doctor replies that he recently heard of a new method: „Just take some toilet paper and rub it up and down your chest once or…
When Jane initially met Tarzan of the Jungle, she was attracted to him and during her questions about his life, she asked him how he had s*x: “Tarzan not know s*x!” He replied. Jane explained to him what s*x was. Tarzan said. “Oh, Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree!” Horrified, she said. “Tarzan you…
Jerry is recovering from day surgery when a nurse asks him how he is feeling. “I’m OK but I didn’t like the four-letter-word the doctor used in surgery,” he answered. “What did he say,” asked the nurse. “OOPS!”