A milkman, who is dying in the hospital, is surrounded by his two sons, daughter, his wife and a nurse. He says: To you, Peter, I leave the Beverly houses. To you, my dear daughter, I leave the apartments in the Los Angeles Plaza. To you, Charlie, being my youngest son with a large future,…

Lee, a seven-year-old boy, was asked to say thanks for the Christmas dinner. The family members bowed their heads in expectation. Lee began his prayer, thanking God for his Mommy, Daddy, brothers, sister, Grandma, and all his aunts and uncles. Then he began to thank God for the food. He gave thanks for the turkey,…

I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn’t even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a…

Husband and wife are waiting at the bus stop with their nine children. A blind man joins them after a few minutes. When the bus arrives, they find it overloaded and only the wife and the nine kids are able to fit onto the bus. So the husband and the blind man decide to walk….

There was a business executive who was deep in debt and could see no way out. Creditors were closing in on him. Suppliers were demanding payment. He sat on the park bench, head in hands, wondering if anything could save his company from bankruptcy. Suddenly an old man appeared before him. “I can see that…

A man walked into a therapist’s office looking very depressed. He says to him, “Doc, you’ve got to help me. I can’t go on like this.” “What’s the problem?” the doctor inquired. “Well, I’m 35 years old and I still have no luck with the ladies. No matter how hard I try, I just seem…

A priest and a rabbi were sitting next to each other on an airplane. After a while, the priest turned to the rabbi and asked: “Is it still a requirement of your faith that you not eat pork?” The rabbi responded: “Yes, that is still one of our beliefs.” The priest then asked: “Have you…

A traveling salesman gets lost on his way to the next city when night is falling. Tired and weary he suddenly sees a farmhouse close to the road and decides to pull in. When the farmer opens the door, he asks if he could sleep at his farm for a night. The farmer goes, “I…

There was a competition to cross the English channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde. After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the…