An old Italian man goes to church for confession, he starts, “Father forgive me for I have sinned. During the war. I hide a young Jewish girl in my cellar. “That was a wonderful thing you did and needs no forgiveness”, Said the priest. “That’s not all, we struck up a romantic relationship, We made…

Little Willie came home in a sad state. He had a black eye and numerous scratches and contusions, and his clothes were a sight. His mother was horrified at the spectacle presented by her darling. There were tears in her eyes as she addressed him rebukingly: “Oh, Willie, Willie! How often have I told you…

A guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife n****ked on the bed, sweating and panting. “What’s up?” he says. “I’m having a heart attack,” cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he’s dialing, his 4-year-old…

An old man goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes back and says, ‘ Sir, I’m afraid there has been a mistake. You see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a regular…

A neighborhood kid was looking for ways to earn money. He knocked on the door of one house, and when the man answered the boy asked, “Hey mister, got any odd jobs I can do?” The man indeed had a job for the boy to do He handed the boy a can of red paint…

A plane is carrying one hundred bricks. One falls out. How many are left on the plane? A: 99. What are the three steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open the fridge, put the giraffe in, and close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting an elephant in the fridge? Open…

A man’s at a restaurant in Spain and he sees a waiter delivering two huge, round meatballs to the next table. he calls a waiter over and says he wants the same but the waiter says, senor, there is only one dish per day, they are the of the bull killed at the bullfight today…

A student and the head teacher in a school. Set the scene: Recently a school in a small village has been vandalised, this is a big deal as the village is so small and everyone knows each other… the vandal as yet to be caught & a warrant has been put out for his/ her…

A customer walks into a restaurant and notices a large sign on the wall that says, “$500 if we fail to fill your order.” When his waitress arrives, he orders elephant tail on rye. She calmly writes down his order and walks into the kitchen Almost immediately he hears an explosion of voices. The restaurant…

A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in excitement, running over seat to seat and starts shouting, “Boeing! Boeing!! Boeing!!!” She forgets where she is,…