An old man finds a c=nd=m in his grandson’s apartment and asks what it is. “It’s a c=nd=m,” replies the grandson, sheepishly. “What do you use it for?” asks Grandpa. The grandson is embarrassed, so he says, “I use it to keep my cigarettes dry when I smoke in the rain.”
Grandpa says, “That’s a great idea.” He goes to the drug store and asks the pharmacist for a c*nd*m.
“What size would you like?” asks the pharmacist.”Big enough to fit a Camel.”