The woman lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter kept calling her to get back into the dating world. Finally, she said she would come out, but she didn’t know anyone. Her daughter immediately responded, Mom, I want to introduce you to someone. Well, it was an immediate hit. They liked each other and after six weeks of dating, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain. On their first night there, she undressed, as did he. There she stood naked, except for a pair of black panties. He in his birthday suit, after examining her, he asked, Why black panties? She replied, My, are yours to play with. My body is yours to explore, but down there I’m still grieving. He knew he would have bad luck that night. The next night was the same. She stood there in black panties and he was wearing his birthday suit, but now he was wearing a black cover. She looked at him and asked, What’s with the black? He replied, I want to express my deepest condolences.
