a woman joins a golf club when she hears
the guys talking about their golf round
she says I played on my college golf
team I was pretty good mind if I join
you next week no one wants to say yes
but they’re on the spot finally one man
says okay but we start at 6:30 a.m. he
figures the early tea time will
discourage her the woman says this may
be a problem and ask if she can and be
up to 15 minutes late they roll the eyes
but say okay she’s there at 6:30 a.m.
sharp and beats all of them with an eye
opening to underpar round she’s fun and
pleasant and the guys are impressed they
congratulate her and invite her back the
next week she smiles and says I’ll be
there at 6:30 or 6:45 the next week
she’s again shows up at 6:30 sharp only
this time she plays left-handed the
three guys are incredulous as she still
beats them with an even par round
despite playing with her up hand they
totally amazed they can figure her out
she’s very pleasant and a gracious
winner they invite her back again but
each man Harbors a burning desire to
beat her the third week she’s 15 minutes
late which irritates the guys this week
she plays right-handed and narrowly
beats all three of them the man grumes
that her late arrival is a petty
gamesmanship on her part however she’s
so charming and complimentary of their
strong play they can’t hold the grudge
this woman is a riddle no one can figure
out they have couple of beers in the
clubhouse and finally one of the men
asks her how do you decide if you’re
going to golf right-handed or
left-handed the lady blushes and Grains
when my dad taught me how to play golf I
learned I was ambidextrous she replies I
like to switch back and forth when I got
married after college I discovered my
husband always sleeps in the nude from
then on I developed a silly habit right
before I leave in the morning for golf
practice I pull the covers of him if his
Willie points to the right I golf
right-handed if it points to the left I
golf left-handed the guys think this is
historical astonished at this bizarre
information one of the guys says trickly
what if it’s pointing straight down she
says then I’m 15 minutes late
