a mother comes home from work to find
that her kids are hiding behind the
couch she asks what’s wrong and the kids
reply that Aunt Sally was in the house
naked so she goes to her bedroom to
investigate and she finds her husband
lying on the bed naked she asks what
what’s going on he
replies I’m having a heart
attack she says I’m going to call
911 while I’m really looking for my
sister she discovers the aunti is in the
bathroom closet in the nude and gives
her a slap how dare you my husband is
having a heart attack and you’re running
around scaring the kids
a super hot chick walks into her church
and says to the priest forgive me Father
for I have
sinned the priest says tell me dear
what’s on your mind well father I am a
sex addict and lately I discovered that
I like doing it with
priests I had sex with the one from the
church two blocks from here the one five
blocks from here and also the one from the church
nearby the priest says it’s okay just
pray three times a day for one week and
it will all be okay as a girl tries to
go out the priest says oh and don’t
forget that I will always be here for you
