An overweight man is sitting on his couch watching TV when he sees a commercial for a guaranteed weight-loss program promising to shed 10 pounds in a week. Intrigued, he thinks, What do I have to lose? and signs up.
The next morning, he opens his door to find a stunningly beautiful woman wearing nothing but running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, “If you can catch me, you can have me.” Before he can react, she takes off running. He chases her but never catches her. This continues every day for a week. By the end, he’s lost 10 pounds.
Encouraged by his success, he decides to try the next level: 15 pounds in a week. The following morning, an even more gorgeous woman appears at his door under the same conditions. He chases her relentlessly but only comes close to catching her. After a week, he’s 15 pounds lighter.
Feeling unstoppable, he signs up for the ultimate challenge: 25 pounds in a week. Before starting, he’s required to sign a waiver and is warned about the program’s intensity. Determined, he agrees.
The next morning, he opens his door and finds a 300-pound muscular man wearing nothing but running shoes, a raging erection, and a sign around his neck that reads, “If I catch you, you’re mine.”
By the end of the week, the man had lost 50 pounds.