there’s an overweight guy who is
watching TV a commercial comes on for a
guaranteed weight loss of 10 in a week so
the guy thinking what the hell signs up
for it the next morning an incredibly
beautiful woman is standing at his door
in nothing but a pair of running shoes
and a sign about her neck that reads if
you can catch me you can have me as soon
as he sees her she takes of running he
tries to catch her but is unable this
continues for a week at the end of which
the man has lost
10B after this he tries the next weight
loss plan1 15 in a week the next morning
an even more beautiful woman is standing
at the door in similar
conditions the same happens with her as
a first woman except he almost ctures
her this continues for a week at the end
of which he as suspected weights 15 less
excited about this success he decides to
do the master program before he signs up
he is required to sign a weaver and is
warned about the intensity of this plan
still still his signs up the next
morning waiting at the door is a hulking
300 lb muscle man with nothing but a
pair of running shoes a raging Direction
and a sign around his neck that says if
I catch you you’re mine the man was
supposed to lose 25b in a week he lost
