Deep In the Backwoods of lecher County Kentucky a redneck wife went into labor
in the middle of the night the Frantic husband called the doctor out to assist
in the delivery since there was no electricity the doctor handed the father
to be a lantern and said here you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing
soon a baby boy was brought into the world the redneck set the lantern down
to take a swig of whiskey whoa there said the doctor don’t be in such a rush
to put that Lantern down I think there’s another one coming sure enough within
minutes he had delivered a baby girl hold that Lantern up don’t set it down
there’s another one on its way said the doctor within a few minutes he had
delivered a third baby no don’t be in a hurry to put that on that Lantern it
seems there’s yet another one coming cried the doctor the redneck scratched
his head in bewilderment and asked the doctor you reckon it might be the light
that’s attracting em?
