it was Christmas Eve a woman came home
to her husband after a day of busy
shopping later on that night when she
was getting undressed for bed he noticed
a mark on the inside of her leg what is
that he asked she said I visited the
tattoo parlor today and then inside of
one leg I had them tattoo Merry
Christmas and on the inside of the other
one they tattooed happy New Year perplex
he asked why did you do that well she
replied now you can’t complain that
there’s never anything to eat between
Christmas and New Year