A married couple were doing their bedtime routine.
A married couple were doing their bedtime routine. The man got into the bed and started reading a newspaper, while his wife was standing in front of the mirror, looking at her [email protected] body.
“Honey, I’m getting old. I have wrinkles in my face, my b==bs are sagging, my thighs are getting big and my arms are flabby.”
Her husband was completely silent, not daring to agree or disagree. She turned to her husband: “Give me a compliment, I could really use one right now.”
He replied, “Eh… it could be worse. At least your eyesight is as good as ever!” … and that’s when the fight started.