Tom calls his boss and says, “Hey boss, I can’t come to work today. I’m really sick—got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt. I just can’t make it.”
The boss replies, “Tom, I really need you today. Listen, when I feel like that, I go to my wife, and we… you know, get intimate. It works wonders, and I feel better right away. Why don’t you try that and see if it helps?”
Two hours later, Tom calls back. “Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I’ll be at work soon… oh, and by the way, you got a really nice house!”