A MAN HAD BEEN TOGETHER WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS NOW. THEY WERE ABSOLUTELY IN LOVE WITH EACH OTHER, AND THE MAN WAS REALLY TRYING TO FIND THE BEST GIFT FOR HER. HE FIGURES THAT THERE’S NOTHING MORE ROMANTIC THAN TO HAVE HER NAME TATTOOED ON HIM.
SO, HE GOES OVER TO A TATTOO ARTIST AND SAYS, “I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE MY GIRLFRIEND’S NAME TATTOOED ON ME.”
THE TATTOO ARTIST SAYS, “SURE, WHAT’S HER NAME AND WHERE WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE THE TATTOO?” THE MAN LOOKS AT THE TATTOO ARTIST AND SAYS, “WELL, HER NAME IS WENDY, AND I WAS THINKING ABOUT PUTTING THE TATTOO ON MY CHEST…”
THE TATTOO ARTIST STOPS HIM AND SAYS, “BOOORIINNG… EVERYONE HAS THIS KIND OF TATTOO ON THEIR CHEST – WHY DON’T YOU THINK OF SOMETHING MORE UNUSUAL?” THE MAN THINKS FOR A WHILE AND SAYS, “WELL… THEN LET’S PUT THIS TATTOO ON MY MEMBER!” THEY PROCEED AND FINALLY WHEN THE TATTOO ARTIST FINISHES THE MAN IS SURPRISED TO SEE ONLY “WY” TATTOOED…
CONFUSED, HE ASKS – “WHY THERE’S ONLY ‘WY”?
THE TATTOO ARTIST SAYS, THE REST WILL SHOW ONCE YOU
GET CLOSER TO HER…
SO, A COUPLE OF MONTHS GO BY, AND THEY TAKE OFF FOR
A ROMANTIC HOLIDAY TO JAMAICA.
THE MAN GOES TO A RESTROOM AT THIS ONE LOCAL RESTAURANT AND IS SURPRISED TO SEE A MAN THERE WHO ALSO HAS “WY” TATTOOED ON HIS MEMBER…
THE MAN LOOKS AT THIS OTHER MAN AND ASKS, “EXCUSE ME, SIR – DO YOU ALSO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND NAMED WENDY?” THE JAMAICAN MAN LOOKS BACK AT HIM AND SAYS,
O SIR, MY TATTOO SAYS ‘WELCOME TO JAMAICA, HAVE A NICE DAY”