A man had been together with his girlfriend for about two years. They were absolutely in love, and he wanted to find the perfect gift for her. He decided there was nothing more romantic than having her name tattooed on him.
So, he went to a tattoo artist and said, “I’d like to have my girlfriend’s name tattooed on me.”
The tattoo artist replied, “Sure, what’s her name, and where would you like the tattoo?”
The man said, “Her name is Wendy, and I was thinking of putting the tattoo on my chest.”
The tattoo artist stopped him and said, “Booooring! Everyone does chest tattoos. Why don’t you go for something more unique?”
The man thought for a moment and said, “Alright… let’s put it on my member!”
The tattoo artist agreed, and after finishing, the man was surprised to see only “WY” tattooed. Confused, he asked, “Why does it only say ‘WY’?”
The artist smiled and said, “Don’t worry—the rest will show when you get closer to her.”
A few months later, the couple went on a romantic holiday to Jamaica. At a local restaurant, the man went to the restroom and noticed another man standing there with “WY” tattooed on his member as well.
Curious, he asked, “Excuse me, sir, do you also have a girlfriend named Wendy?”
The Jamaican man looked at him, laughed, and said, “Oh no, mon. My tattoo says, ‘Welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day.'”