A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 911 when they saw him collapse on the floor. The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital. A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. “Do you have health insurance?”
He replied in a raspy voice,”No health insurance” The nun asked,”Do you have money in the bank?” He replied,”No money in the bank” “Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?” asked the irritated nun He said, “I only have a spinster sister and she’s a nun”
The nun got agitated & announced loudly, “Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God” The patient replied,“Perfect, then send the bill to my brother-in-law”