A man is planning to move to a big city so he decides to explore it a bit.
He finds a pub and decides to go in. He goes up to the bartender.
Customer – How much for a beer?
Bartender – 3 cents
Customer – And how much for a sandwich?
Bartender- about 5 cents!
Customer – 5 CENTS!! Okay and how much for a really big juicy steak meal with roasted potatoes and all the trimmings with a beer?
Bartender – That would be about 15 cents.
Customer – 15 CENTS! Where’s your boss? I want to know how he can keep these prices so low!
Bartender – He’s upstairs. With my wife.
Customer – What is he doing upstairs with your wife?
Bartender – Same thing I am doing to his business.