A husband and wife were getting frisky in bed, and the husband suggested they try a new position. He said, “Let’s do the airplane!” The wife was intrigued, so the husband explained, “I lie on top of you and make airplane noises while we fly around the room.”
The wife agreed to try it, and the husband got into position. He started making airplane noises and pretended to fly around the room. But just as they were really getting into it, the husband suddenly crashed to the floor.
The wife asked, “What happened? Are you okay?” The husband responded, “I think I lost my pilot’s license!”