A man finds a genie lamp, rubs it and poof a Genie appears.
Genie: I have the power to grant you 3 wishes but keep in mind, whatever you wish, your mother-in-law will receive two-fold…
Man: Ok. My first wish is for 1 billion dollars.
Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that your mother-in-law will receive 2 billion dollars.
Man: That’s fine. My second wish is for a 20,000sq ft mansion in the Hamptons.
Genie: Your wish is granted, but keep in mind that your mother-in-law will receive a 40,000sq ft mansion in the Hamptons.
Man: That’s fine.
Genie: Ok. What is your third wish?
Man: I want you to beat me half to death.
