a couple were having trouble conceiving
a child so they went to a doctor he
examined them and concluded that the
problem was one of insufficient
penetration he suggested to the man that
they tried the rear entry position the
man said what is that the doctor replied
just watch the dogs and do like they do
the man said my wife is very shy and she
won’t do that to talk to replied try
giving her a glass of wine or two and
she will lose all inhibition some while
later the doctor met the man pushing a
stroller I see it worked the doctor said
yes it did Doc but now the problem is my
wife is an alcoholic how did that happen
the doctor asked well every time we did
it it took seven or eight drinks just to
get her out into the front garden