A Computer Science student at MIT

A Computer Science student at MIT showed up at his buddies dorm room with a new bike. His buddy said “sweet bike, where’d ya get it?” “You’ll never believe this,” he said, “I was walking across campus and this beautiful blonde on a bike stopped, threw down her bike, tore off all her clothes and said take whatever you want!” His buddy stared at him blankly for a minute, then said “smart. Her clothes would have never fit you.”