A boy grows up being told by his mother never to touch a woman’s private parts because “They have teeth!” One day when he’s older he starts seeing a lovely girl who he begins to fall in love with.
Things are going great, but she starts to feel frustrated at his lack of sexual progression with her. Finally, she decides to broach the subject. She says, “hey, I really like you and I’m really getting into our relationship but howcome whenever we’re making out you never touch my pussy, I’d love it if you did”. “oh no” he says, my mom always told me, “never touch a woman’s private parts. They have teeth down there!”. She says, “that’s completely ridiculous and I’ll prove it”. She strips naked and spreads her beautiful legs apart giving him a very intimate view. “See!” she says, “No teeth!” The, young man crouches down and looks carefully… “No wonder” he says. “Look. At the state of your gums!”