two old friends are having coffee when
the first woman says I hear that you’ve
been telling people that I’m ugly oh no
I’ve just been saying that your new hair
do make you look less attractive I also
heard that you’ve been calling me fat oh
no I just said that the way you wear
those stripes makes you look larger than
you really are I’ve also heard that
you’re saying that my husband has a word
on his manhood oh no I only said that it
feels like he has a word on his member
