the sweds wife steps up to the
tea and as she bends over to place her
ball a gust of wind blows her skirt up
and reveals her lack of underwear good
God woman why aren’t you wearing any
skibbies her husband demanded well she
said you don’t give me enough
housekeeping money to afford any the
swed immediately reaches into his pocket
and says for the sake of decency here’s
a 50 go and buy yourself some underwear
next the irishman’s wife bends over to
set her ball on the tea her skirt also
blows up to show that she too is wearing no
undies Blessed Virgin Mary woman you
have no knickers why not she replies I
can’t afford any on the money you give
me Patrick reaches into his pocket and
says for the sake of decency here’s a 20
go and buy yourself some underwear
lastly the scotsman’s wife bends over
the wind also takes her skirt over her
head to reveal that she too is naked
under it sweet mother of Jesus Aggie
where the hell are your drawers she too
explains you don’t give me enough money
to be able to afford any the Scotsman
reaches into his pocket and says well
for the love of decency here’s a comb
tidy yourself up a bit