a college professor was in a
confessional Booth talking to the priest
father my wife has been out of town he
said after class today A beautiful young
coet invited me back to her dorm room I
know it’s wrong but I’ve never been in a
situation like this before and she was
just so beautiful and young I can’t
believe it myself but I agreed to go we
St started having well you know and then
her roommate walked in next thing I know
she joins us and all three of us are
well you know the priest sigh deeply the
violation of marriage Wows is a serious
scene said the priest I’m not sure that
I can give you any Penance right now
that would fit such a grave sin I’m
sorry said the professor I’m neither
Catholic nor Jewish I don’t need your
forgiveness then why are you telling me
this asked the priest are you kidding
replied the professor I’m telling
everyone