A 3 month pregnant woman falls into a deep coma. 6 months later she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: Don’t worry. You had twins, a boy and a girl and your brother named them for you.
Woman: Oh no, not my brother! He’s an idiot! What did he name them?
Doctor: Denise
Woman: That’s not too bad. What about the boy?
Doctor: Denephew
