In heaven, Saint Peter asked what each person’s vice was. Joe said “My vice was eating everything I saw!” The saint said: “You will spend 1000 years trapped in a room in front of your addiction, having access to all kinds of food.” Dan said “I was addicted to gambling!” Saint Peter replied: “He will spend 1000 years trapped inside a casino!” Then Michael said “I died after 40 years of smoking” and the saint said “You will be trapped for 1000 years in a room full of cigarettes!”.
1000 years later, Peter opened each of their rooms. He found Joe obese and unable to move and said “he’ll be here for another 1000 years!” He arrived at Dan’s room, and found him broke, red-eyed and frustrated after destroying all the slot machines. Peter said “1000 more years!” Then he went to Michael’s room and, oddly enough, all the cigarettes were intact and he was peaceful and quiet. Peter asked, “How did you manage to stay without smoking for so long?” and he said “It’s just that you didn’t give me any lighter!”