A blonde was walking down the street.
A policeman was walking the opposite way.
“Hmmm,” he wondered,
“It looks as if that lady’sright br*ast is
hanging out of her shirt.”
As he got closer, he realized it was.
He approached her.
He said, “Ma’am, do you understand your right breast
is hanging out of your shirt?
” She replied, “Oh shit. I left the baby on the bus!”