Went to str!pclub last night, they had a special on the burgers and dogs. My buddy Ray ordered the burger, I ordered 2 dogs.
After our t0pless ‘waitress’ walked back into the kitchen, I caught her slip a frozen party into her armpit.
When she came back with our drinks, I asked “WTF, why is that in your armpit! And why is it STILL in there?!”
She told us it was to defrost them.
I told her to cancel my order of 2 hot dogs