There was a businessman whose wife was REALLY into $*X.

then turns to leave.
The owner says, “You’re all the same, thinking there’s nothing above this material plane of existence. Watch this.” The businessman turns around.

“Voodoo D*ldo, keyhole”
To his astonishment, the businessman saw the box violently shake and the D*ldo rises in the air, floats for a second and hover over to the keyhole in the front door, and starts to fuck it. The D*ldo fu*ked the keyhole with such force that the door is unhinged and started cracking.

“Voodoo D*ldo, box” The D*ldo stops fucking the door and returns to the box.
“ILL TAKE IT”, screamed the businessman, and after a lot of negotiation, he finally purchased the d*ldo and ran home.
He tells his wife about the dildo and how to use it. “Voodoo D*ldo, p*ssy. That’s how you activate it”, the businessman told his wife and went on his business trip.

After 3 days of being horny, the wife finally gave in to her urges and opened the wooden box, took out the D*ldo and uttered “Voodoo D*ldo, p*ssy”. The D*ldo shot from her hands and started fu*king her. First slowly and then changing speed as the way she wanted.

After an hour of fu*king, the wife thought it was enough and she grabbed theD*ldo. But it didn’t stop fucking her. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to stop the D*ldo.
She started panicking and called him but he didn’t pick up so she started to dress up and go for the hospital, all the while the d*ldo still fucking her.

She got in her car and started driving. On the way, she had a huge org@sm and her car served and almost hit another car. A police car saw this and she was stopped at the side of the highway. A policeman approached her.

“Ma’am you almost hit the grey SUV back there, have you been drinking?”
The wife then proceeds to tell him all about her husband and the voodoo D*ldo and that she can’t stop it now. The policeman then says,
“Yeah right, Voodoo D*ldo my @ss.”

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