The Pope and the limo
When the Pope was visiting America, he told the driver of his limo that he had the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man and would not ever dream of questioning the Pope’s authority. So the Pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back.
They were travelling down the road doing between 70 and 80km/h, when a policeman happened to see them. As he pulled them over, he called headquarters reporting a speeding limo, with a VIP inside it.
The chief asked: “Who is in the limo, the mayor?” The policeman told him: “No, someone more important than the mayor”.
Then the chief asked: “Is it the governor?” The policeman answered: “No, someone more important than the governor”.
The chief finally asked: “Is it the President?” The policeman answered: “No, someone even more important than the President”.
This made the chief very angry and he bellowed: “Now who is more important than the President?!”
The policeman calmly whispered: “I’ll put it to you this way chief. I don’t know who is this guy, but he has the Pope as his chauffeur”.