Funny JokesMy wife said to me “If I ever get Alzheimer’s “ Hayaat3 years ago01 mins My wife said to me “If I ever get Alzheimer’s I would commit suicide rather than burdening you with me” I said “That’s the fifth time you’ve said that today” Post navigation Previous: A dying husband in a hospital bed asks his wifeNext: As a man and a woman lay on a beach, the man notices someone with a metal detector.