One time I got sick and landed in hospital.
There was this one particular nurse that just drove me crazy.
Every time she came in, she would talk to me like I was a little child.
She would say in a very patronizing tone of voice, and how are we doing this morning?
Or, are we ready for a bath? or are we hungry?
I had had enough of this particular nurse.
One day at breakfast, I took the apple juice off the tray and put it in my bedside stand.
Later I was given a urine sample bottle to fill for testing.
So you know where the juice went!
The nurse came in a while later, picked up the urine sample bottle, looked at it and said,
My, my, it seems we are a little cloudy today.
At this, I snatched the bottle out of her hand, popped off the top, and gulped it down, saying, well, I’ll run it through again.
Maybe I can filter it better this time!
The nurse fainted… I just smiled.
DON’T MESS WITH OLD PEOPLE!